I was looking through my underwear drawer and found this:

If you read my post from 9/15, then you know this calls for much rejoicing.

Me and you and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice
It has to be
The only one for me is you
And you for me
So happy together

Seems like I’m having the best of luck recently. A few days ago, my puffy shower ball thing fell apart on me so now it’s a long piece of mesh. At first, I tried rolling it up like toilet tissue and using it that way, but that didn’t work well, so then I tried to tie it back up into a semi-ball. So if you see a ghetto shower puff thing in the bathroom, it’s mine.

Today, I did my laundry for the first time this semester and I already lost a sock. So now its widow is hanging on the bedpost as a tribute to the missing sock. May that sock rest in peace.