It’s clean, sexy, actually… very sexy, and NOT BLUE! The top is a flash header with 44 random images. You can scroll through them if you want by clicking on the change header button. The layout for the rest of the site is basically the same and I only had time to update the content on the About me page. I’ll be massively updating the photo gallery in the next few days, but for now, tell me how you like or don’t like my new site.

Webmaster Stuff:
The layout of this site does not use tables. It is purely CSS. Also, it is XHTML Transitional and CSS validated. You don’t even want to know how long it took me to learn CSS to get away from tables. If you want CSS tutorial sites, let me know.

I don’t know why, but these come fairly naturally to me, and this one that I came up with today was a cut above the others.

While walking across an aisle of chairs, I purposely tripped over a girl’s legs, sat next to her and said, “Your thighs are so big, they’re a fire hazard.”

A word of caution: People know I’m joking when I tell these jokes, so if you in your insane mind want to use it and get pummelled to the ground, it’s gonna be your fault.