They tricksed us! It started all good with that, “I’m not happy… we have to separate,” stuff BUT THEN…

THEY’RE NOT GETTING COFFEE!

and the next episode is not for another two weeks? Do the producers want to give us high blood pressure or something? They’re good…

Tim Wakefield: How do I beat this Yankees lineup?
Reggie Jackson (grimacing): You can’t.

Yankees 8, Red Sox 6.
The Yankees season starts next Tuesday! Woohoo!

And some funnies from Jay Leno:

The day started off with a small snow shower and I didn’t think there would be that much accumulation, but when I got off work, I got to the parking lot and I was like, dude, where’s my car? Cuz every car was covered with at least 3 inches of that good white powder, which also means I might have plans this coming Saturday.

And can you feel the love?
alice: liz is such a freakin’ cutiepatooie
me: she’s an ugly duckling
sis: ewww hahaha

me: and i bought the mini ipod yesterday
sis: spoiled vain jot
sis: i’m eating
me: ok glutton
me: bye
sis: bye jot

One of the snacks I like to munch on are Tomato Pretz, which are basically biscuit sticks. And as you might know, I watch what I eat, so I usually look at the nutritional information on the product before deciding if I want to eat it. So let’s take a look at the box of these Tomato Pretz:

What? 4 packs, 3 servings per container? How do you eat 3 servings when you have 4 packs? Since the packs are relatively small, once you open a pack, you have to finish it. More importantly for me, if I want to see how much fat I’m consuming, I have to multiply by 3 then divide by 4?! NO! Who wants to do math when they’re enjoying food? Serving size determiner, what were you thinking?

Over the weekend, I overheard my mom say she wanted a new mattress because the ones we currently had were getting old. So when I got back from work on Monday, BAM, there was a nice queen size bed in my room. If I stretch my limbs, I can barely reach the corners of the bed.

The entire house was fitted with new mattresses, with most of them being queens. My sister used to have a twin size bed, which makes this picture funny:

All night Monday, I wondered why my parents wasted so much money on new mattresses when our old ones seemed to be fine, but when I woke up Tuesday morning, I felt like I slept 20 hrs. Wow, good stuff. And if you’re curious what mattresses we got, it’s Japanese I believe: